Nothing says love like a delivery of groceries. Or at least, that’s what I’m telling myself this year as I await the arrival of the truck from Safeway. I just hope I don’t melt the frozen items with my lonely tears. In the meantime, I’ve been scouring the video sharing sites for some good clips.

If you’re the kind of cheap bastard who’d send your valentine a clip from MetaCafe, then you’re the kind of cheap bastard who would make your valentine a rose from a napkin.

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Nothing says love like financial advice, and WallStrip is unsurprisingly bullish on florist FTD this Valentine’s day.

Can’t afford to send the gift of stock options? Or flowers? Then how about calling the folks at Discount Reliable Erotic Dancing?

Halcyon and his grandpa Caleb from HugNation have put together a Valentine’s Day special. Yay, hugs!

GeekSquad and Best Buy present tips from Fabio on how to romance your personal computer. Because nothing says desperately lonely like your special relationship with your laptop.

Saving the best for last, “Ma Valentine” from DailyMotion is actually kind of touching. Sniff. Somebody hand me a hanky…